The Human Centipede has a pretty standard plot for the genre. Cute, Asian tourists get lost while on vacation, wander into a mansion, and science happens on them. It happens every day; no cause of alarm there. The mansion's resident, Dr, Josef Heiter, has fantastic intentions to use his giant brain to create a superior being, utilizing his surgical skills and knowledge of biology and immune systems and all that other shit that cute female tourists know little about.
His method? By surgically connecting tourists together, he will create a superior being dubbed the Human Centipede. This involves chaining tourists together at their respective digestive inputs/outputs. In crude words, he's stitching lips to buttholes and hoping for the best.
Doctor, please. From an amature's point of view, I can see where your idea works at the concept. Afterall, think of the immune system the 'end' of the Centipede would have! I commend you, if you were in mad scientist grad school, I'd even let you pass based on effort. However, this isn't grad school, this is real life. Did you think of the implications of the chain? As food is digested, nutrients are removed and absorbed. Sure, we don't use every last nutrient, but that leaves a whole lot less for the next in line. While the immune system will flourish, the digestive system will fail. Another issue in your math brings me to remind you that a monster made out of ditsy tourists connected ass-to-mouth is only as strong as it's weakest tourist. You prove nothing, because the variables between one end is so dramatically different than the other that in your efforts you've actually encourage entropy. Hang your lab coat up, you are not worthy of its crest and stain resistance. Oh, and you're wearing Crocks too? GTFO.
Your super centipede creature wouldn't even stand a chance at upsetting the balance of the world, because I've seen Aaron Carter's work on Dancing with the Stars; it's hard enough to get two people to act in uniform, let alone three or more. I suggest you spend a little more time on your math next time. Good day, Sir!
