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Where'd Lynk Go?
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... to update. I've little to complain about; we're on the brink of some pretty amazing things at work. It's been consuming my life, but it has been completely worth it. Best of all, I've learned that my ...Saturday, 17 October 2009 -
The Human Centipede
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... inputs/outputs. In crude words, he's stitching lips to buttholes and hoping for the best. Doctor, please. From an amature's point of view, I can see where your idea works at the ...Tuesday, 29 September 2009 -
The Day Nobody Did Nothing
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
As you are well aware, on Thursday, August 6th, we were all victims of an act of terrorism as social network giants Twitter and Facebook were crippled in a devastating Denial of Services attack. With ...Saturday, 08 August 2009 -
Old Enough to Take Care of Itself
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... is a viral infection on this planet. We've invented cities, styrofoam containers, and have been working hard at producing vehicles to take us to cities so we can buy things in styrofoam containers and ...Tuesday, 07 July 2009 -
The 4th of July, a Brief History
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... we're also all victims to) Phil Collins' solo career, the war we fought against in 1996 was far darker and even slightly more devastating than bald, English song-writer's solo work. If you are having ...Saturday, 04 July 2009 -
Call to Arms
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
I'm a pretty busy guy. Not only do I perform a magnificent 9-5 production five days a week, but underneath the business cloak, tucked away in that secret pocket that has the tiny zipper that doesn't work, ...Saturday, 13 June 2009 -
Pixar, Ten for Ten
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... has their own look and gate. Up, like all of Pixar's work to this point, is not a cartoon, and is not made especially for children; but a testament of our prowess of mastering an art medium that didn't ...Monday, 08 June 2009 -
The Month of March and Dread She Spawns
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
Feverously eating pine cones, dried leaves, Chinese food, and anything else I could think of to prevent poop from working, I've tried to hibernate to the best of my abilities to skip through the month ...Sunday, 08 March 2009 -
The First Flight
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... out why my phone has ceased to work, but not at this time. The little orange light tells me it would emit a sound that only captains can hear, lulling them to a very fulfilling, although abruptly ceasing, ...Monday, 26 January 2009 -
More Coffee, Less Attitude, McDonalds is There
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
When you want to drink coffee like a cool yuppie, but still be a nobody, like a cool yuppie. I was on my way to work this morning when I happened to witness a radio ad for McDonalds. First of all, it ...Thursday, 08 January 2009 -
Smells like Christmas
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... the RAM in my mother’s computer just so it was tolerable enough to type the words you read now. Working feverishly from my thumb drive, running portable versions of Firefox and Open Office, slightly concerned ...Thursday, 25 December 2008 -
Getting Older, part 26
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... achievement here is that I'm not inbred, and I never turned into a "bro." I'll drink to that. Pitifully enough, I'm now twenty-six years old, seemingly dedicated and hard working, but I've never gone ...Monday, 24 November 2008 -
The War on Intellectualism
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... giggle the dumbfound giggle should be acknowledged when it comes to a presidential election. Give the people a people person, not some dedicated, hard-working leader. We can't have our children subjected ...Tuesday, 04 November 2008 -
Change is Good
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... The social networking site has matured over the years, and in some ways, dumbed down for the mainstream, but it hasn't been all that bad, and it's nothing that can't be disregarded. I'm sure the first ...Saturday, 13 September 2008 -
As We Know It
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... concluding with facts or principles of how and why things work the way they do. Utilizing these principles, we know that touching a hot stove sucks, and that rocks are not food. Applying it further, ...Friday, 05 September 2008 -
Introduction to the User
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... always been used as tech support in much the same way that a good-times girl is used for more than just friends. It's not a pretty lifestyle. The work, while occasionally exciting, is sure to leave one ...Saturday, 09 August 2008 -
The Story Thus Far
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... what to do. These beings worked out great, as they would gladly help spread propaganda towards the monkeys who believed differently. Some point in the middle of it all, one of the more hairier primates ...Wednesday, 06 August 2008 -
An Open Letter from the first Goomba
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... About two feet tall, soft and brown, with a thick unibrow; I didn't have much to work with. Not to mention I suffer from a hereditary deficiency of sorts that leaves me with two unsightly fangs sticking ...Thursday, 31 July 2008 -
my name is Lynk
Category: 'Uncategorised Content'
... I don't want to tell you what to do, but this would be a fantastic site to stick in your bookmarks. As always, this is a work in progress. We've got a few curiously talented individuals behind the scenes. ...Thursday, 28 May 2009