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Fiction Vs. Fiction
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... fire from my fingertips. Those scary, demon-powered video screens are radically demoralizing society and keeping us from enjoying someone else's religion. A final note, from the video… 'and now the Internet!' ...Thursday, 10 December 2009 -
The New Toy
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... is a comfortable medium for those who don't really want a serious laptop, but want some portable computing. It should compliment a desktop rig, or even a hearty 14 lb notebook with two video cards. They're ...Monday, 14 September 2009 -
The Day Nobody Did Nothing
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... and our history will be erased from the books forever. WE MUST STAND UNITED! I say we Keyboard Cat every video on Youtube from Russia and Georgia. I say we force them on AOL dialup. The acts that ...Saturday, 08 August 2009 -
Attack, My Scampering Children!
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
Ah, cybernetics. Today they may give people the heebie jeebies, but we're only a short distance from figuring out how to augment sponsored advertisements into the vision of the public. Scientists have ...Saturday, 20 June 2009 -
Call to Arms
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... I clasp the responsibility of protecting our fine Nation whenever she needs to be coddled and kept dry. I promise you this, fine reader, that video games aren't going to play us. Not on my watch. I'll ...Saturday, 13 June 2009 -
The First Flight
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... in real life determined te phenomenon was caused by a linking of real life to video games. The helicopter in Grand Theft Auto, the Gyrocopter in Giants; Citizen Kabuto, the Wing Cap in Super Mario 64, ...Monday, 26 January 2009 -
That's Where I Want to Be
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... a heaven, it's got new, younger, hotter competition that has a twin sister who is Asian and loves video games and reruns of Lost. I'm not looking forward to the plane ride, or the procedures to mount ...Thursday, 22 January 2009 -
The Quest for the Cloth Cap of Accordionslaying
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
Like anyone, I started this adventure with very little but a few simple skills, basic drab and an extremely neutral reputation. Throughout the years, I've gathered the loot of my success, trained and ...Friday, 16 January 2009 -
More Coffee, Less Attitude, McDonalds is There
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... The plan is for everyone to get Bubonic from the McGriddles. Anyways, here's the television version of the ad. McDonalds? I want my fifty bucks now. The video has been lost forever, until someone throws ...Thursday, 08 January 2009 -
The War on Intellectualism
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... factual data, was never mentioned in the Bible. Nor were dinosaurs. These false ideals are rotting our children's morals, along with electric guitars and video games. All joking aside, I think the Smithville ...Tuesday, 04 November 2008 -
That's Playcist
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... to get a little edgy with video games every now and then. Now, it's completely obvious that the devil himself is a lead environment programmer for all major game developers, but I think we'll be okay ...Saturday, 18 October 2008 -
Change is Good
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... clipart, flashy glitter fonts, and unwanted hip hop videos. More dignified and a little more realistic, Facebook offers enough incentives to not be a complete douchebag that people actually behave themselves. ...Saturday, 13 September 2008 -
As We Know It
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... Granted, they are the same people who drive cars and drink vitamin water and some of them upload youtube videos, but they selectively choose not to believe in science the moment it disagrees with their, ...Friday, 05 September 2008 -
Foreword
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... fuels my body for the purpose of playing video games. I actively seek Extraterrestrial activity. My parents are not proud. I hope that my quirks and signature trademarks will someday be emulated by ...Wednesday, 30 July 2008