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Little Death Wardens
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... my sleep. I was bitten by a brown recluse. I hate spiders. Some people may fear snakes, and others fear public restrooms, and an even greater number of people fear quirky, comedic musicians. Almost ...Friday, 04 September 2009 -
Crammed Down Our Throats; The Apple
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... their feline operating systems. I'm on to their trickery though. Believe it or not, people could listen to music without an antenna, tape or CD before the iPod. What Apple did was create a sleek ...Friday, 19 June 2009 -
The Month of March and Dread She Spawns
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... fist of Martius, the Roman God of War, randomly smites music industry majors and C++ programmers. In fact, ancient Romans were so afraid of the month of March that they held it as the first month of the ...Sunday, 08 March 2009 -
More Coffee, Less Attitude, McDonalds is There
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... not seen since the very first Olympics. To my recollection, the advertisement starred a woman who was simply tired of being oppressed by Jazz and books and big words and chamber music. Fortunately, everyone's ...Thursday, 08 January 2009 -
Getting Older, part 26
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... to show that they are fancy, it was the type of card with the tiny battery and circuitry that plays music when you open it. Mine, however, was broken, repeating half of the first note of the Chicken Dance ...Monday, 24 November 2008 -
Solutions for the State Schools
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... or doing lines off your rotating flip-desk. Irrelevant classes are a great way to gather credits as well. Taking things like Yoga, Fencing, Latin, and Music Industry don't actually teach you anything, ...Thursday, 21 August 2008