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Fiction Vs. Fiction
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
Well here we are folks, the big fight is about to begin. The Champion, in the red corner, weighing in at two talents plus a loincloth, we have the courier of commandments, the righteous of the right, ...Thursday, 10 December 2009 -
Celebrating Not Being 30, Part 27
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
It's time for the world to shut the doors for a few days to celebrate the birth of the most widely inspirational man ever to walk with the shepherds. Go ahead, roll out that red carpet, drop to your knee, ...Tuesday, 24 November 2009 -
Where'd Lynk Go?
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... things are starting to level out, and the world is going to see a bit more Lynk again. I've got a handful of personal projects queued up in my pipeline. One of them is to give this blog the attention ...Saturday, 17 October 2009 -
The Human Centipede
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
This planet has some pretty cool stuff on it, am I right? We've got ant colonies, chocolate, and the more common liquids that cover this rock don't melt our skin off. The notorious mad scientist in ...Tuesday, 29 September 2009 -
The New Toy
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
If there's one icon that represents me besides the accordion, newsboy hats, Hawaiian shirts, green tunics, and huge muscles, it's the fact that I've been toting around small, glossy electronic devices ...Monday, 14 September 2009 -
Little Death Wardens
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
I woke up one morning a few weeks ago with a nightmarish pox cast upon my feet. Then there was a welt on my Achilles. And the nausea. My enemy had dispatched a powerful trooper to assassinate me in ...Friday, 04 September 2009 -
The Day Nobody Did Nothing
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... could the rest of the world. Humanity was paralyzed for several hours, accomplishing nothing. MynameisLynk was down due to the lack of Twitter, thanks to the currently hidden Twitter module unable to ...Saturday, 08 August 2009 -
Crammed Down Our Throats; The Apple
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
You're going to think I'm a bit biased. A portion of my living depends on people using Microsoft as their OS of choice. You're going to assume that just because the pompous coffee-shop hipster is my ...Friday, 19 June 2009 -
Call to Arms
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... polish, and it allows me to provide to you (for free I might add) the doctor-recommended dosage of vitamin Lynk. I need to develop a method of checks and balances, a policy, a law to ensure I come through ...Saturday, 13 June 2009 -
Pixar, Ten for Ten
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
For those of you who haven't heard of the animation studio from Emeryville, California, you may want to consider joining the human race. You don't have to go outside; I'd never wish that upon anyone, ...Monday, 08 June 2009 -
New and Only Slightly Worse
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
Well hot dog! You stumbled upon the new mynameisLynk.com! We've made some changes, as you can probably see, and more are on the way, but I wanted to get this beast launched before Doomsday. Speaking ...Wednesday, 03 June 2009 -
The Month of March and Dread She Spawns
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
Feverously eating pine cones, dried leaves, Chinese food, and anything else I could think of to prevent poop from working, I've tried to hibernate to the best of my abilities to skip through the month ...Sunday, 08 March 2009 -
Lynk's Guide to the West Coast
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
After exploring Berkeley and the surrounding areas for a few days, I come to the shocking discovery that the West Coast is a very nice place. I may be a little biased, coming from an area of the world ...Thursday, 29 January 2009 -
The First Flight
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
I made it. I'm alive. Nobody had to put on the gloves. Wednesday, January 28th, 2009 -I've finally gone through and edited the inexcusable errors in this document. To make up for it, I've included ...Monday, 26 January 2009 -
That's Where I Want to Be
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
Lynk's about to embark on a vacation to the state where the Walsh's played grab-ass, the Clampett's prospered, and where robotic assassins from the future can become governors. Well, East Coast girls are ...Thursday, 22 January 2009 -
The Quest for the Cloth Cap of Accordionslaying
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
Like anyone, I started this adventure with very little but a few simple skills, basic drab and an extremely neutral reputation. Throughout the years, I've gathered the loot of my success, trained and ...Friday, 16 January 2009 -
More Coffee, Less Attitude, McDonalds is There
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
When you want to drink coffee like a cool yuppie, but still be a nobody, like a cool yuppie. I was on my way to work this morning when I happened to witness a radio ad for McDonalds. First of all, it ...Thursday, 08 January 2009 -
Smells like Christmas
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
It's that time of year where we celebrate the bloodlust of the dark lord Jesus, who from atop his mighty Apatosaurus spawns a countless army of squidlings from under his shadow cloak of defilement. One ...Thursday, 25 December 2008 -
Getting Older, part 26
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
I surely do this only out of jest, as it's my long-term agenda to become immortal (with eternal youth; I don't plan on going Skeletor on your great, great, great grandkids). Like it or not, my twenties ...Monday, 24 November 2008 -
The War on Intellectualism
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
In a world ruled by simple, cookie-cutter entertainment, where Hanna Montana can sell you rain ponchos; it takes a genius to realize that you're not among company. It comes from journals, newspapers and ...Tuesday, 04 November 2008