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Celebrating Not Being 30, Part 27
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... to pregame for November 24th, and if you don't know it, you're missing a page or two out of your tome of life. This is the day where it's socially acceptable to lose your house in a bet, drive your car ...Tuesday, 24 November 2009 -
Hair Perspective
Category: Randy/Randy's Adventures
... They tear lovers apart from their tangled embrace. The Blades are not even the worst of the Plagues. Life is tough here on Scalpulus. That’s why one day, I will take us from our roots and set us free. ...Saturday, 17 October 2009 -
Where'd Lynk Go?
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... to update. I've little to complain about; we're on the brink of some pretty amazing things at work. It's been consuming my life, but it has been completely worth it. Best of all, I've learned that my ...Saturday, 17 October 2009 -
The Human Centipede
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... superior lifeforms not conceived in the lame, natural ways that the Big G intended. Upsetting the status quo is the natural order, and messing with the core of anything can only make it better. Ha! ...Tuesday, 29 September 2009 -
Little Death Wardens
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... to rip the very fabric of space out from under us. Or they just really like the taste of elk meat. The attempt at my life was won in my favor thanks to the massive deposits of caffeine in my system neutralizing ...Friday, 04 September 2009 -
The Day Nobody Did Nothing
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... and blight, but alas, life had been sapped away from the world. Thursday was the day I was tasked to put on a Twitter Webinar to help businesses utilize the social network. I had begun to rehearse and ...Saturday, 08 August 2009 -
Old Enough to Take Care of Itself
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
Life is a pretty fragile thing. As we know it, life can't survive being on fire, life can't survive being crushed under a large shoe, and life certainly cannot tolerate another season of Queer Eye for ...Tuesday, 07 July 2009 -
Pixar, Ten for Ten
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... out much like the last masterpiece, Wall-E, the screenplay explains without dialogue a wonderful life, a few hardships, and the act of growing old. A single word would have destroyed it. Composer Michael ...Monday, 08 June 2009 -
Lynk's Guide to the West Coast
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... claims that New York City is not just a giant above-ground sewer. In fact, I've chalked my license to fake a previous life living in Wyoming, just to save myself from embarrassment. In other words, ...Thursday, 29 January 2009 -
The First Flight
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... in real life determined te phenomenon was caused by a linking of real life to video games. The helicopter in Grand Theft Auto, the Gyrocopter in Giants; Citizen Kabuto, the Wing Cap in Super Mario 64, ...Monday, 26 January 2009 -
Smells like Christmas
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... who in absolutely no way has affected my life, except perhaps help me provide content for this blog. Digressing, there’s something that hurts my teeth about Christmas. I take it for what it’s worth, ...Thursday, 25 December 2008 -
Getting Older, part 26
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... are now making their way around the checkpoint, and I find myself missing the nineties a little more every day. Regardless, my gallant march through life thus far has made me the infinitely handsome, ...Monday, 24 November 2008 -
The War on Intellectualism
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... culture here). Another selling point; McCain constantly looks like he's smuggling jawbreakers from children in his cheek-pouches. I can support that, because it's relative to my lifestyle. The real ...Tuesday, 04 November 2008 -
That's Playcist
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... accounts for. Life is hard for this particular circle, and to make matters worse, they are often discriminated against. There's few outsiders who understand the complex conventions and intentions of ...Saturday, 18 October 2008 -
Change is Good
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
Change is an integral fact of life. Today's discussion is about change, and no; this isn't the entry you think it is. I'd certainly hate to upset any god-fearing republicans out there while they rub ...Saturday, 13 September 2008 -
As We Know It
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
I've got a few things to say about life. I've got fewer, but more relevant things to say about the humans who believe they each have one. Fewer than that, I have one thing to say about the humans who ...Friday, 05 September 2008 -
Solutions for the State Schools
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... possibly the most beneficial, is ignore your student loans. Student loans are a lot like a magical cricket. They expect to stick around with you for life; nagging, enforcing discipline, and singing songs ...Thursday, 21 August 2008 -
Introduction to the User
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... always been used as tech support in much the same way that a good-times girl is used for more than just friends. It's not a pretty lifestyle. The work, while occasionally exciting, is sure to leave one ...Saturday, 09 August 2008 -
An Open Letter from the first Goomba
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... too long. If there are others out there who feel this way, take comfort in knowing you have a friend. Dear Man with the Mustache, To me, the most critical thing in life is to be happy with what one has. ...Thursday, 31 July 2008 -
my name is Lynk
Category: 'Uncategorised Content'
... certainly not politically correct, Lynk's Doctrine of Invention is an ever-expanding tome of his outlook on life. ...Thursday, 28 May 2009