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Fiction Vs. Fiction
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... crowd, the remarkably toyetic, adorably cute God-hating demons the children call Pokemon. We're in for a good fight. Pokemon started out as a game boy game in 1996. Religion ...Thursday, 10 December 2009 -
Celebrating Not Being 30, Part 27
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
It's time for the world to shut the doors for a few days to celebrate the birth of the most widely inspirational man ever to walk with the shepherds. Go ahead, roll out that red carpet, drop to your knee, ...Tuesday, 24 November 2009 -
Hair Perspective
Category: Randy/Randy's Adventures
... defiant. They would refuse to let the Blades bring them in line. Their resistance would prove to be fruitless. As fruitless as the fruit-scented rain that washes down upon us. When the rains first came, ...Saturday, 17 October 2009 -
Where'd Lynk Go?
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... to update. I've little to complain about; we're on the brink of some pretty amazing things at work. It's been consuming my life, but it has been completely worth it. Best of all, I've learned that my ...Saturday, 17 October 2009 -
The Human Centipede
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
This planet has some pretty cool stuff on it, am I right? We've got ant colonies, chocolate, and the more common liquids that cover this rock don't melt our skin off. The notorious mad scientist in ...Tuesday, 29 September 2009 -
The New Toy
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
If there's one icon that represents me besides the accordion, newsboy hats, Hawaiian shirts, green tunics, and huge muscles, it's the fact that I've been toting around small, glossy electronic devices ...Monday, 14 September 2009 -
Little Death Wardens
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... my sleep. I was bitten by a brown recluse. I hate spiders. Some people may fear snakes, and others fear public restrooms, and an even greater number of people fear quirky, comedic musicians. Almost ...Friday, 04 September 2009 -
The Day Nobody Did Nothing
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... very few options, people were forced to flee to Orkut and some, even to the dark, dilapidated blood gultch that was once called MySpace. I woke up on Thursday as if it were any other day; after ...Saturday, 08 August 2009 -
Old Enough to Take Care of Itself
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... metals and resources that we excavate from the ground. After all, we can always just buy it from a poorer nation. Advanced, sentient machines from 300 years in the future got it right. Humankind ...Tuesday, 07 July 2009 -
The 4th of July, a Brief History
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... grounds to view a series of coordinated explosions. The Forth of July is a great chance to celebrate our freedom and liberties, but very few people understand what happened on this day many years ago. ...Saturday, 04 July 2009 -
Crammed Down Our Throats; The Apple
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
You're going to think I'm a bit biased. A portion of my living depends on people using Microsoft as their OS of choice. You're going to assume that just because the pompous coffee-shop hipster is my ...Friday, 19 June 2009 -
Call to Arms
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
I'm a pretty busy guy. Not only do I perform a magnificent 9-5 production five days a week, but underneath the business cloak, tucked away in that secret pocket that has the tiny zipper that doesn't work, ...Saturday, 13 June 2009 -
Pixar, Ten for Ten
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
For those of you who haven't heard of the animation studio from Emeryville, California, you may want to consider joining the human race. You don't have to go outside; I'd never wish that upon anyone, ...Monday, 08 June 2009 -
New and Only Slightly Worse
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... changed whatsoever, but I'm one to never notice when someone gets a face lift, and I'm told that's a big deal as well, so we are even. The old site was powered by a fantastic little application called ...Wednesday, 03 June 2009 -
The Month of March and Dread She Spawns
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... of March. March is such a bastard month that it requires a holiday dedicated to heavy drinking about halfway through, just to take the edge off. March is the month where you really start to realize that ...Sunday, 08 March 2009 -
Lynk's Guide to the West Coast
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
After exploring Berkeley and the surrounding areas for a few days, I come to the shocking discovery that the West Coast is a very nice place. I may be a little biased, coming from an area of the world ...Thursday, 29 January 2009 -
The First Flight
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... I've seen Hollywood's representation of airports, with bustling yuppies and creepy men in winter hats, but I've never taken the complete initiation personally. With the exception that I forgot to empty ...Monday, 26 January 2009 -
That's Where I Want to Be
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... hip, and while I dig those styles they wear, I'm eagerly anticipating my Californication Vacation Extreme Deus ex Machina Turbo Neoblast Roll™. That's right, I'm taking a vacation. In fact, this is my ...Thursday, 22 January 2009 -
The Quest for the Cloth Cap of Accordionslaying
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... He and I were quadmates in college, when he mentioned he had a trove of prized valuables. His name for it, "The hat bag." Within this black, ribbon-tied Hefty garbage sack was a collection of dozens ...Friday, 16 January 2009 -
More Coffee, Less Attitude, McDonalds is There
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... favorite source of cholesterol has stepped in to save the day. That's right; McDonalds sells Lattes now. Obviously, this is another instance of Intelligence = Anti-American = Bad. The conclusion of ...Thursday, 08 January 2009