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Where'd Lynk Go?
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... life. After nearly two years of not doing some thing can really push you back, and I plan on restoring my talent-tree to what it was before the patch reset it. I'll be using this site as a gallery/portfolio ...Saturday, 17 October 2009 -
The Human Centipede
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... me claims that this isn't nearly enough; much greater can be manufactured when enough genius and duct tape are applied. Creatures can be combined with elements combined with twisted concepts to produce ...Tuesday, 29 September 2009 -
Little Death Wardens
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... produce yards upon yards of a nearly indestructible material, and why does it choose to weave it into satanical patterns? Obviously it is every spider's goal to summon fiery demons from the black nether ...Friday, 04 September 2009 -
The Day Nobody Did Nothing
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... revise early that morning when I noticed Twitter become slow and sluggish, and finally, unresponsive. I shrugged it off, as, like most social network sites, Twitter was apt to the occasional hiccup. ...Saturday, 08 August 2009 -
Pixar, Ten for Ten
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... as real life. Fredricksen's design matches his character, with a nearly square head and a big round nose. These aren't the generic characters that Disney relied on for several decades; with Pixar, everyone ...Monday, 08 June 2009 -
The Month of March and Dread She Spawns
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
Feverously eating pine cones, dried leaves, Chinese food, and anything else I could think of to prevent poop from working, I've tried to hibernate to the best of my abilities to skip through the month ...Sunday, 08 March 2009 -
Lynk's Guide to the West Coast
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
After exploring Berkeley and the surrounding areas for a few days, I come to the shocking discovery that the West Coast is a very nice place. I may be a little biased, coming from an area of the world ...Thursday, 29 January 2009 -
The First Flight
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
I made it. I'm alive. Nobody had to put on the gloves. Wednesday, January 28th, 2009 -I've finally gone through and edited the inexcusable errors in this document. To make up for it, I've included ...Monday, 26 January 2009 -
That's Where I Want to Be
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
Lynk's about to embark on a vacation to the state where the Walsh's played grab-ass, the Clampett's prospered, and where robotic assassins from the future can become governors. Well, East Coast girls are ...Thursday, 22 January 2009 -
The Quest for the Cloth Cap of Accordionslaying
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... pieces of apparel had gone missing from my inventory. I remember very clearly the day I first laid eyes on the mythical helm. I was trudging through a multi-chain quest for fellow party member, Mr. Jones. ...Friday, 16 January 2009 -
More Coffee, Less Attitude, McDonalds is There
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
When you want to drink coffee like a cool yuppie, but still be a nobody, like a cool yuppie. I was on my way to work this morning when I happened to witness a radio ad for McDonalds. First of all, it ...Thursday, 08 January 2009 -
Smells like Christmas
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
It's that time of year where we celebrate the bloodlust of the dark lord Jesus, who from atop his mighty Apatosaurus spawns a countless army of squidlings from under his shadow cloak of defilement. One ...Thursday, 25 December 2008 -
Getting Older, part 26
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
I surely do this only out of jest, as it's my long-term agenda to become immortal (with eternal youth; I don't plan on going Skeletor on your great, great, great grandkids). Like it or not, my twenties ...Monday, 24 November 2008 -
The War on Intellectualism
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
In a world ruled by simple, cookie-cutter entertainment, where Hanna Montana can sell you rain ponchos; it takes a genius to realize that you're not among company. It comes from journals, newspapers and ...Tuesday, 04 November 2008 -
That's Playcist
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... individuals is nearly as obnoxious as punching babies. I've been a gamer since long before I was unveiled into any public system. I recall Pac-Man and Missile Command before I even had other children ...Saturday, 18 October 2008 -
If I Had Seven Hundred Billion Dollars
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
With the exception of the religious, magic is something that many often regard as something fictitious and unrealistic. While the mighty wizards who can cast elemental missiles from their hands have all ...Wednesday, 24 September 2008 -
Change is Good
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... been completely revamped. No longer a place where three or four hello's separate your yearly birthday wishes; the wall is now a scalable multimedia feed. Think of it as a bulletin board, but a real one, ...Saturday, 13 September 2008 -
As We Know It
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
I've got a few things to say about life. I've got fewer, but more relevant things to say about the humans who believe they each have one. Fewer than that, I have one thing to say about the humans who ...Friday, 05 September 2008 -
Solutions for the State Schools
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... besides giving out lozenges for nearly every kind of illness, the average Campus Health Center is very proficient in analyzing a cup of urine to detect instances of the burning crusade. Of course, knowing ...Thursday, 21 August 2008 -
Introduction to the User
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
In the great ballad of technical support, the reoccurring verse tells the tale of the lowest common denominator. I might not be the most typical human you've ever met. In fact, I'm only normal in that ...Saturday, 09 August 2008