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Fiction Vs. Fiction
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... crowd, the remarkably toyetic, adorably cute God-hating demons the children call Pokemon. We're in for a good fight. Pokemon started out as a game boy game in 1996. Religion ...Thursday, 10 December 2009 -
Celebrating Not Being 30, Part 27
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... you do for St. Patrick's day, Independence Day, Hanukkah, New Years, and Super Bowl Sunday. I want million-man marches. Consume the streets with your sweaty, fleshy masses and party like your local shaman ...Tuesday, 24 November 2009 -
Hair Perspective
Category: Randy/Randy's Adventures
... They tear lovers apart from their tangled embrace. The Blades are not even the worst of the Plagues. Life is tough here on Scalpulus. That’s why one day, I will take us from our roots and set us free. ...Saturday, 17 October 2009 -
Where'd Lynk Go?
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... things are starting to level out, and the world is going to see a bit more Lynk again. I've got a handful of personal projects queued up in my pipeline. One of them is to give this blog the attention ...Saturday, 17 October 2009 -
The Human Centipede
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... the balance of the world, because I've seen Aaron Carter's work on Dancing with the Stars; it's hard enough to get two people to act in uniform, let alone three or more. I suggest you spend a little more ...Tuesday, 29 September 2009 -
The New Toy
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... isn't my smart phone, as thrilling as it is. Instead, I speak of my Acer Aspire 1410. There's a lot of mixed feelings when it comes to the Netbook Vs. Notebook argument. I source fellow accordionist ...Monday, 14 September 2009 -
Little Death Wardens
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... unearthed themselves once again from their dank, peccant dwellings. They take refuge upon my otherwise laboratory-style ceilings awaiting a small creature, such as a squirrel or an elk, to pass by so that ...Friday, 04 September 2009 -
The Day Nobody Did Nothing
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... ping it's source. I can only imagine what kind of damage has occured to sites that require Twitter to function. August 6th will always be remembered as the Day the Earth Lost Two Hours. Two days later, ...Saturday, 08 August 2009 -
Old Enough to Take Care of Itself
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... the Texas Guy, tonight at 7/8 central. The very prospect of life happening is as slim to none as the late Christopher Reeve and Stephen Hawking starting a metal hair band named after the triceratops fortress ...Tuesday, 07 July 2009 -
The 4th of July, a Brief History
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... Come with me, O eager reader, and let us explore history, together. It all started thirteen years ago, in 1996. It was a tough year for us all. Snoop Dogg was acquitted for first-degree murder, ...Saturday, 04 July 2009 -
Crammed Down Our Throats; The Apple
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... Boys and Back Street Boys and Backstreet Boys feat. Aaron Carter. With the new iPhone out, and everyone going bonkers over it, it really makes me wonder why there is so much appeal when everything can ...Friday, 19 June 2009 -
Call to Arms
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... do all the playing; for America! As far as I'm concerned, we're in a lull of the season. With e3 winding down, I can catch up on the stack of games on my shelf that I've started only to lose interest ...Saturday, 13 June 2009 -
Pixar, Ten for Ten
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... but you could get Netflix or something. Pixar's (and a teensy bit Disney) latest film, "Up," marks their 10th full-featured animated film. Once again, the artisans at Pixar have pushed the envelope to ...Monday, 08 June 2009 -
The Month of March and Dread She Spawns
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... of March. March is such a bastard month that it requires a holiday dedicated to heavy drinking about halfway through, just to take the edge off. March is the month where you really start to realize that ...Sunday, 08 March 2009 -
Lynk's Guide to the West Coast
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... better. The people aren't disturbingly mutated. Food is fresher and the water has less sulfur. I've seen apartments and town houses I could live in. I've driven by corporations I could make triple ...Thursday, 29 January 2009 -
That's Where I Want to Be
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... I'll be landing somewhere in the state with the World's Biggest Twine Ball where I will pick up an original Chia Pet at the airport mall and depart on the second plane to my destination. I plan on meeting ...Thursday, 22 January 2009 -
The Quest for the Cloth Cap of Accordionslaying
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
Like anyone, I started this adventure with very little but a few simple skills, basic drab and an extremely neutral reputation. Throughout the years, I've gathered the loot of my success, trained and ...Friday, 16 January 2009 -
More Coffee, Less Attitude, McDonalds is There
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... It's a thing. Anyway, coffee seems to run the nation every morning, and whether your best part of waking up is folders or you like flipping four bucks for a dixie cup at Starbucks, your coffee is important ...Thursday, 08 January 2009 -
Smells like Christmas
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... the disciples of Santa, while Wal-mart employees feverishly self-sacrifice themselves to collect the seven Dragon Balls to gain the ultimate power of Christmas. I sit here, on the eve of Christmas, the ...Thursday, 25 December 2008 -
Getting Older, part 26
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... LAN parties, lasting up to two full weeks. More Monster Energy drinks are consumed on this event than any given month of the year. In Denmark, old people are sent out to sea on tiny, leaky boats, never ...Monday, 24 November 2008