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Fiction Vs. Fiction
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... point, some religions broke off and started applying some fiction about invisible magicians that waged a constant war with humanity as the pawns. This isn't a problem, until certain factions started to ...Thursday, 10 December 2009 -
Hair Perspective
Category: Randy/Randy's Adventures
A shadow rushed toward us. One of my neighbors went pale with fright. It was happening again. It was morning. My brethren and I were still gently curled as we awoke from sleep. It had been a good ...Saturday, 17 October 2009 -
Where'd Lynk Go?
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
I promised myself it wouldn't come to this. One of the most irritating blog-related faux-pas ever since the first GeoCities accounts is the apologetic entry where the author claims he's been too busy ...Saturday, 17 October 2009 -
The Human Centipede
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... from the swimming pool and watch your Sims drown to death' scenario. I speak of none other than the latest of torture/horror flicks, of which is titled "The Human Centipede." I warn you, the remainder ...Tuesday, 29 September 2009 -
The New Toy
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... for Larry the Cable Guy. I suppose I got a little off track there. What I'm trying to say is I recently purchased a new toy. Like a girl and her wardrobe of $300 skeletal shoes, I am quite giddy about ...Monday, 14 September 2009 -
Little Death Wardens
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... easier identifying in a crisis, anything with eight fucking legs is considered a terrorist and will need to be escorted off my plane. Ever since spring has granted us warmer weather, these malevolent scourge-crawlers ...Friday, 04 September 2009 -
The Day Nobody Did Nothing
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
As you are well aware, on Thursday, August 6th, we were all victims of an act of terrorism as social network giants Twitter and Facebook were crippled in a devastating Denial of Services attack. With ...Saturday, 08 August 2009 -
The 4th of July, a Brief History
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... we're also all victims to) Phil Collins' solo career, the war we fought against in 1996 was far darker and even slightly more devastating than bald, English song-writer's solo work. If you are having ...Saturday, 04 July 2009 -
Attack, My Scampering Children!
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... in a different 'personality' for the robot. I say we take all of the bail out money and put it towards building a better robot. Make it eleven feet tall, grant it the ability to run 210 mph, the ability ...Saturday, 20 June 2009 -
Crammed Down Our Throats; The Apple
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... sworn enemy that I will agitate the embers of hatred towards his laptop. No. As a true technophile geek, I've shown much interest in Apple's quest to push their one-button mice, their click-wheels, and ...Friday, 19 June 2009 -
The Month of March and Dread She Spawns
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... fist of Martius, the Roman God of War, randomly smites music industry majors and C++ programmers. In fact, ancient Romans were so afraid of the month of March that they held it as the first month of the ...Sunday, 08 March 2009 -
Lynk's Guide to the West Coast
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... are plentiful and easy to catch; simply carve open their carapaces and you have a warm shelter for the night to protect you from the snow. Here in Northern California, there is no snow. Just beautiful, ...Thursday, 29 January 2009 -
The First Flight
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... from pulsating nuclei. Humanity's great stride towards civilization looks like an infected splotch on the horizon. It really gives me a sense of proportion. After being dropped off by the mud-skipper, ...Monday, 26 January 2009 -
That's Where I Want to Be
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... in search for humans that actually breed with members of other families on purpose. From their descriptors, the land of the West sounds very enticing. For one, my complete wardrobe of Hawaiian shirts ...Thursday, 22 January 2009 -
The Quest for the Cloth Cap of Accordionslaying
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... of hats, ranging from leather cowboy hats to dingy baseball caps. Oddly enough, these were no quest rewards. These were community hats; given out to fellow allies and then returned, like a temporary ...Friday, 16 January 2009 -
The War on Intellectualism
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... through a limited window, not leaders. We're talking about a hockey mom and an ancient prisoner of war. Just what we need, a Lucy Ricardo and an angst-fueled grandfather who hates the (insert non-American ...Tuesday, 04 November 2008 -
That's Playcist
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... days, with most juvenile crimes, including school shootings, are blamed on games, which are often referred to as "police officer murder simulations." A few months back, stay at home mothers were warned ...Saturday, 18 October 2008 -
Solutions for the State Schools
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... a high school graduate comes in the mail. This is no surprise; one quarter of every college student's tuition goes towards purchasing the names and addresses of high school seniors from hospitals, banks, ...Thursday, 21 August 2008 -
Introduction to the User
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... internet connection can be fixed by a bigger hard drive. The Diagnoser is the type of user who Defrags their computer twice a day to remove spyware, and thinks desktop shortcuts slow down the PC. They ...Saturday, 09 August 2008 -
The Story Thus Far
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... what to do. These beings worked out great, as they would gladly help spread propaganda towards the monkeys who believed differently. Some point in the middle of it all, one of the more hairier primates ...Wednesday, 06 August 2008