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Little Death Wardens
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... easier identifying in a crisis, anything with eight fucking legs is considered a terrorist and will need to be escorted off my plane. Ever since spring has granted us warmer weather, these malevolent scourge-crawlers ...Friday, 04 September 2009 -
Old Enough to Take Care of Itself
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... your roof to help pay for the costs of installing a solar collection grid, while dividing the credits earned with the third party. Granted, I didn't research my proposal, I could not confirm for certain ...Tuesday, 07 July 2009 -
Attack, My Scampering Children!
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... in a different 'personality' for the robot. I say we take all of the bail out money and put it towards building a better robot. Make it eleven feet tall, grant it the ability to run 210 mph, the ability ...Saturday, 20 June 2009 -
Crammed Down Our Throats; The Apple
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... accidently swallowing it in their sleep, not the size of the disk. Over a decade ago, I had an HP Jornada that would happily play mp3s. Granted, it only held a few without expansion, but this sort of ...Friday, 19 June 2009 -
The Month of March and Dread She Spawns
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
Feverously eating pine cones, dried leaves, Chinese food, and anything else I could think of to prevent poop from working, I've tried to hibernate to the best of my abilities to skip through the month ...Sunday, 08 March 2009 -
Lynk's Guide to the West Coast
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... digits at, and restaurants that wouldn't give me the screamin' squits. Ladies and Gentlemen, I've found my hat. I feel ashamed to live in a state that boasts Saratoga Springs as a classy getaway, or ...Thursday, 29 January 2009 -
Smells like Christmas
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... really? It’s like going to a fine restaurant and asking for government cheese on your filet mignon. Before I compose my Christmas list, I need to dedicate a few hours a day to review and rate my desires, ...Thursday, 25 December 2008 -
Getting Older, part 26
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... to be seen again, to appease the glorious powers that be who smiled down to grant them the blessing that is me. I suppose now that my larval stage is cycles behind me, I should share my worldly experience ...Monday, 24 November 2008 -
The War on Intellectualism
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... we can muster together our minds and tolerances and efforts to raise our own standards. Granted, it's highly unnerving that Obama didn't receive oh... every single vote, but I suppose we can let the minority ...Tuesday, 04 November 2008 -
That's Playcist
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... to go outside with. The ignorant would feel pity for me, but what four year old would prefer to play in gravel over exploring deep space? Being a gamer isn't an easy commitment. It's like having a second ...Saturday, 18 October 2008 -
As We Know It
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... Granted, they are the same people who drive cars and drink vitamin water and some of them upload youtube videos, but they selectively choose not to believe in science the moment it disagrees with their, ...Friday, 05 September 2008 -
Solutions for the State Schools
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... and high school guidance counselors. In an effort that would make credit card companies just say no, colleges frantically dish out brochures of smiling Asian kids and posing football team captains in ...Thursday, 21 August 2008 -
Introduction to the User
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
In the great ballad of technical support, the reoccurring verse tells the tale of the lowest common denominator. I might not be the most typical human you've ever met. In fact, I'm only normal in that ...Saturday, 09 August 2008 -
The Story Thus Far
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
I've spent an overabundance of sweat documenting and organizing data on this little bluish planet that which some of the locals call Earth. A planet, as you are sure to know, that is populated by mostly ...Wednesday, 06 August 2008 -
Foreword
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... me. My name is Lynk. For as long as I remember, I've been a little different than everyone around me. This is widely regarded as an act of turpitude which I loftily equip as a badge. Granted, it takes ...Wednesday, 30 July 2008