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Celebrating Not Being 30, Part 27
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... just brought fire to your furless tribe for the first time ever during a full moon after a thunderstorm. Dance, you scared little monkeys, dance! Everybody knows that all holidays were invented just ...Tuesday, 24 November 2009 -
The 4th of July, a Brief History
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
You probably all have plans to spend the day outdoors, enjoying the sunshine (unless you are in upstate NY), eating hotdogs and sausage patties, and feeding your aunt's potato salad to the dog. As the ...Saturday, 04 July 2009 -
The Month of March and Dread She Spawns
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... of March. March is such a bastard month that it requires a holiday dedicated to heavy drinking about halfway through, just to take the edge off. March is the month where you really start to realize that ...Sunday, 08 March 2009 -
Smells like Christmas
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... about the flickering lights. Thank goodness for autosave. Where was I? Christmas is, well, strange. I understand it as an economic holiday. I don’t see the point in celebrating some guy’s birthday ...Thursday, 25 December 2008 -
Getting Older, part 26
Category: Lynk/The Doctrine of Invention
... over and over, as if the card itself was dumping it's memory and displaying a blue-screen stop error. Like most major holidays, my birthday is substantially watered down in the United States. Certainly, ...Monday, 24 November 2008